i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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