my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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