no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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