We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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