You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize
