i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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