That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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