Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize