I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I see more hoeing in ur future
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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