You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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