I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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