if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
did you just send me my own nude
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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