I want to have your abortion
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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