You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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