there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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