TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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