Non-Jews are for practice
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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