It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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