Banned from zoo.
Again?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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