i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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