this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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