It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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