i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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