Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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