Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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