I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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