I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
