i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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