I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
we made out on top of his cat.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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