And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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