He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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