Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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