You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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