My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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