I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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