When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Just high enough for therapy.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
and you fell through a lawn chair
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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