We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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