So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
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