yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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