why didn't you poke me back
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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