I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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