need another drink. this is the easiest way
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
