Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(616): View more from Michigan

dude you need to get laid

(906): View more from Michigan

me?

(616): View more from Michigan

no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months

(906): View more from Michigan

oh I thought you were talkin about me

(906): View more from Michigan

wait

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?

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(212): View more from New York

Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea

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