fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
How does it feel to date your dad?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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