I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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