I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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