So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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