She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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