Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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