Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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