U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
this will be a night to untag.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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