i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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