I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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