Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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