the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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