she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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