this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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